If I'm comfortable with you, I'll:
call you names tell you weird and personal details about myself say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb type in caps a lot. If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and: talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts share funny photos from my tumblr dash actually tell you when i’m upset try to make conversation with you just generally act really silly when I’m in a...
hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
Me: Harry Potter is, like, the gateway fandom. You start reading the books, then all of a sudden you have a Sonic Screw driver, you're carrying salt everywhere and awkwardly in love with Sherlock Holmes and you don't really know how any of it happened, but you're pretty sure it started because Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Dursely of 4 Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal thank you very much.
Friend: I don't even know how to respond to that.
armisael: 80s teen movies are real. ferris bueller is real and hes strong and hes my friend
meenah-call-me-fishmael-peixes: hateruess: yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice...
In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair...
if you dont reblog you will never meet one...
gaymeanslarry: mrsharrystylesfrom1d: would-he-say-hes-in-l-0-v-3: house-of-horan: nakedhoran: thefabulousthuglifeofzaynmalik: 1boybrat1girldirectioner: likehazzastyles: not taking chances Dr DR so i reblog this every time and guess what happened….I met One Direction OMG REBLOGGING THIS THEN IM NOT TAKING ANY RISKS. i reblogged this last time and look who i got...
grimmays: yeah i like one direction just not in public
Cutest thing ever: When people get really excited about something and end up rambling all about it. You can see how much passion they have for it and it's just the most adorable thing ever
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
jade-sexual: Roses are red Acorns are nuts I think all my followers Have really cute butts
gonnaslapabitch: do you ever feel like you have a crush on someone and then the next day you’re like wow no it’s just friendship and it’s a constant cycle of wow ilu oh wait no i dont no nvm yes i do ah no false alarm it’s so confusing
a-superwentzromance: I have just realized my relationship with bands is like the relationship the squirrel has with the nut in ice age
bethecastomydean: kerllixaa: bethecastomydean: So my mom said I can’t disown my sister. Apparently “she skipped Nine” is not a valid reason. That is too a valid reason I thought so too.
painterbaker: DO YOU EVER JUST REMEMBER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HARRY POTTER LIKE OUT OF NOWHERE THESE FEELINGS SWOOP IN AND PUNCH YOU IN THE HEART
kouharens: IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE„,
sherlockedwithfeels: koschei-the-ginger: superavengerwholock: schundliteratur: llwlyn: *tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself and on the right you see the supernatural fandom burning on the ground. and all around you see the europeans in the middle of Eurovision final And buried right underneath all of that...
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
thedoctorsconsultingfirebender: I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion. A 14-15 year old kid who’s parents are fighting, has few friends, bad grades, and feels like complete shit before the Doctor comes. No kissing, complicated relationships, confusion or stuff like that, just the Doctor taking a kid who doesn’t see much out of life for a ride.
the-yolocaust: who is tyler and what did he create
When it comes to disney
whatshouldwecallbiddies: Some girls: Me:
bbcgrimshaw: one-harrystyles: for those who are “disappointed” about the announcement what did you expect what do you WANT CLOTHES SHOES DIAMOND RINGS
What happens when you leave Benedict Cumberbatch...
Cas: On a scale of 1-10, how much do you love me?
Dean: I love you more than pi
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
shutupaubrey: team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
julietrosedoctor: man-in-the-moonmoon: zackisontumblr: friends with overprotective parents friends with parents who dont give a shit about them and so they feel worthless (even though are beautiful in every way) friends whose parents put them under so much pressure and make them feel like a burden to the family and call them stupid and a disgrace to society if they are not perfect in...
coolscar: its the eye of the tiger. its the fur of the tiger. and the ears and tail. holy shit its a fucking tiger, run
skippractice: maybe she’s barn with it maybe it’s neighbelline
mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet: My dad: So i want to see Star Trek My dad: but Cabbagepatch is in it My dad: So i’m conflicted whether to go by myself or go with you and get hit in the arm everytime he breathes
everyonelovesrobots: ohshiitakemushrooms: Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together? Can I please have this?
bombliate: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it